英语翻译

英语翻译
英语翻译

英语翻译
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Host:I’m here with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman:Hello.
Chris Parnell:So Natalie,what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
Natalie Portman:Do you really want to know?
Host:Please,tell us.
Natalie Portman:I don’t sleep mother fucker; off that ‘Gnac and that Bourbon Doin’ 120,gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Guy:Damn Natalie,you a crazy chick
Natalie Portman:Yo.Shut the fuck up and suck my dick I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like gushers mother fucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie?To drink and fight What you need Natalie?To fuck all night
Don’t test when I’m crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat till your shittin’ my shoe
Leave you screamin’,pay for my dry cleanin’
Fuck her man it’s my name that he’s screamin’
Host:I’m sorry Natalie,are we supposed to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
Natalie Portman:I never said I was a role model.
Host:But what about the kids that look up to you,do you have a message for them?
Natalie Portman:All that kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick It's Portman mother fucker,I drink till I’m sick Slit your throat,and pump nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry,while I laugh you die And all the dudes,you know I’m talkin’ to you
Guys:WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!
Natalie Portman:I wanna’ fuck you too ‘P’ is for Portman ‘P’ is for pussy I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun,so don’t push me
Host:Wow,Natalie I’m surprised all of this from a Harvard graduate.
Natalie Portman:Well,there’s a lot you may not know about me.
Host:Really,such as?
Natalie Portman:When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday I cheated every test And snorted all the Yay I got a def posse You got a bunch of dudes I’ll sit right there on your face and take a shit
Guy 2:Natalie you are a badass bitch And I always pay for your dry cleanin’ When my shit gets in your shoe As for the drug use Well I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you,helllp
Host:Okie-dok,Natalie one final question.If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it b—
Natalie Portman:No more questions.
WHAT!