作业帮要几篇英文小故事,幽默搞笑的.带中文意思
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要几篇英文小故事,幽默搞笑的.带中文意思
要几篇英文小故事,幽默搞笑的.带中文意思
要几篇英文小故事,幽默搞笑的.带中文意思
Bad Day——倒霉的一天
There was a guy in a bar,just looking at his drink.He stayed like that for half an hour.Then,this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy,and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying.The truck driver said,"Come on man,I was just joking.Here,I'll buy you another drink.I just can't see a man crying."
"No,it's not that.This day is the worst of my life.First,I was late getting to my office.My boss was outrageous,and fired me.When I left the building to go to my car,I found out it was stolen.The police say they can do nothing.I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.The cab driver just drove away.When I got home,I found my wife in bed with the gardener.I left home and came to this bar.And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison."
一个男人坐在酒吧里,看着自己的酒发呆.他这个样子已经有半个小时了.这时,一个好惹事的卡车司机走到他旁边,从他手里一把抢过酒杯,把酒喝了个精光.
可怜的男人大哭起来.卡车司机说,“拜托,哥们,我只是在和你开个玩笑.这样吧,我再给你买一杯,我实在受不了看着一个大男人哭.”
“不,不是那样的.今天是我这辈子最倒霉的日子.首先,我上班迟到了,我的老板是个蛮横的家伙,他把我炒了.当我离开办公楼去取车时,发现我的车被偷了,警察却说他们对此无能为力.于是我只好打车回家,下了车,我发现钱包和信用卡都落在了车上,但那个出租车司机已经把车开走了.我回到家,发现我老婆和园丁正在床上鬼混.我离开家,来到这个酒吧.而现在,正当我考虑要结束我的生命,你出现了,还喝了我的毒酒.”