幽默 英文故事具有教育意义的英文故事词数不少于300

幽默 英文故事具有教育意义的英文故事词数不少于300
幽默 英文故事
具有教育意义的英文故事词数不少于300

幽默 英文故事具有教育意义的英文故事词数不少于300
披着狮皮的驴The ass in the lions skin
The ass in the lion's skin
An ass once found a lion's skin.He put it on,and walked towards the village.
All fled when he came near,both men and animals.
The ass felt quite proud.He lifted his voice and brayed,but then everyone knew him.
His owner came up and gave him a sound whipping.
Shortly afterwards,a fox came up to him and said,Ah,I knew it was you by your voice.
披着狮皮的驴
有头驴发现一张狮子皮,他披着狮子皮走进村庄.
所有的人和动物见到他走过来都逃走了.
驴感到很得意,他高声地嘶叫,却被人认了出来.他的主人跑过来打了他一顿.
不久,一只狐狸也跑过来,对他说：“哦,你一张嘴我就知道你是驴.”
寓意 外表虽然可以暂时掩盖一个人的缺点,但它很容易被揭穿.
狗和影子(The Dog and the Shadow)
It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace.Now,on his way home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook.As he crossed,he looked down and saw his own shadow reflected in the water beneath.Thinking it was another dog with another piece of meat,he made up his mind to have that also.So he made a snap at the shadow in the water,but as he opened his mouth the piece of meat fell out,dropped into the water and was never seen more.
一只狗嘴里衔着一块肉,走过一条河上面的桥,看见他自己在水里的影子,以为是另一只狗,那时狗衔着的肉,比他自己的还要大一倍.因此他仍掉自己的那一块,狠狠地扑向那只狗,想夺到那一块较大的肉.结果两头都落了空,因为他想要抓取在水中的那一块,只不过是一个影子,而原来的那一块,也被水冲走了.
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
谨记,切莫因追逐幻影而丢失已有的东西.
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Joke of Today
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies.
But the fat man knew he was more courteous because,whenever he got up and offered his seat,two ladies could sit down.
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Such a Long Dog
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he st...

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Such a Long Dog
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, " It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
如此长的狗
从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋。狗“汪汪汪”地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴。狗又“汪汪汪”地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：“奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。”

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